13.1.10

Sucks to Suck, Bear.


Introducing:
The Booda Dome

After reading dozens of reviews, I've decided to buy this for Maze...
& hopefully it's worth the $40.

I'd like to see Bear try and eat cat shit now,
because his head will be too big to fit in the opening
{mmwwahahahaha}

Supposedly, the stairs keep most of the litter inside that thing,
which will result in a happy husband-- he hates litter all over the floor.

Please cross your fingers that my giant cat fits in there and uses it!

11.1.10

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad are you?

Tonight, I'll begin with some praise... but I also wish to share some frustration with you, dear readers.

I find dogs to be extremely intelligent.
What I like most about them is that they really do act like people.
They learn.
They have feelings.
They have likes and dislikes.
They love.
{you get it}



EXIHIBIT A



You've met Bear.
{that yellow thing- corn on the cob he stole}

Besides thievery, Bear enjoys:
chasing after squirrels at top speed
biting his nails
chewing on bones
pretending hes a lap dog
begging for food
laying on forbidden things like the couches/bed


Hes figured out how to use his good looks to his advantage...
He knows if he does something cute like say, give you a high five
he will not only get praise, but also food.
He knows R doesn't mind him on the bed at night...
so he waits until I fall asleep to get on it.
He doesn't like being alone
and crys like a baby.
He can tell when we are feeling down
and then hes extra cuddly.

All in all, I would completely argue that my dog is a prodigy.

however,

Sometimes, my dog is so fucking dumb
I just want to kick his ass.

LIKE WHEN HE EATS CAT SHIT OUT OF THE LITTER BOX.

{sigh}



7.1.10

The newest love of my Life




because she makes makes millions for
being
so fucking weird.

3.1.10

A long overdue AWARD

Happy 2010!
{does anyone else find that terrifing?}

Wwwaaaaaayyyyyy back in 2009... ok so it wasn't that long ago... I got an award from one of my absolute fav blogger friends Miss Malbec from "Nothing a little wine and cheese can't fix"

Im hoping that she doesn't hate me for taking so long to FINALLY post this award ;)
 She is truly amazing, one of my regular reads, and even though I've never met her- a friend.
Im sure she would love it if you stopped by her blog so click here


And now, presenting my fabulous new award:




The Rules


1. Accept the award, post it on your blog together with the name of the person who's given it to you, along with the link to his or her blog.
2. Answer the questions below and post them to your blog
3. Pass the award to seven other blogs you enjoy.
4. Contact those bloggers to let them know they've been chosen for this award.


The Questions
 1. Where is your cell phone: Living Room
2. Your hair: Freshly dyed champagne blonde
3. Your mother: Awesome
4. Your father: Equally awesome
5. Your favorite food: Cheeese
6. Your dream from last night: too drunk to dream
7. Your favorite drink: Tea
8. Your dream/goal: Become an event planner that makes millions ;)
9. What room are you in: Living Room
10. What is your hobby: Cooking/Baking
11. What is your fear: Life after death
12. Where do you want to be in 6 years: Florida with fab job and maybe a kid?
13. Where were you last night: Johnny Malloys with husband, friends, wings, and guiness
14. Something you are not: Nice
15. Muffins: Only like choc chip
16. Wish List items: LOTS, but currently a DSLR camera!
17. Where did you grow up: Poland (the country)
18. Last thing you did: Made stirfry for dinner
19. What are you wearing: Sorority t-shirt & cut off sweatpants
20. Your TV: Dominated by husband 24/7
21. Your pets: Adorable :)
22. Your friends: Crazy
23. Your life: Could be better, but im trying to stay positive in 2010
24. Your mood: Restless
25. Missing someone: Always ♥
26. Vehicle: White Kia Sportage SUV
27. Something you’re not wearing: My heart on my sleeve
28. Your favorite store: BORDERS.
29. Your favorite color: Green
30. When’s the last time you laughed: Last night w. friends
31. When’s the last time you cried: I don't remember
32. Your best friend: Free Spirited
33. One place you go over and over: Im drawing a blank on something fun to put here....
34. One person who emails me regularly: R
35. Favorite place to eat? Panera Bread

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