I Wanna Do Bad Things With You

Do you have HBO?

If you don't, I strongly recommend calling your cable provider

now.

why?

bloody, sexy, violent, funny, frightening, erotic

{take your pick}

This show alone is worth it.

Yesterday was the premiere of season 3

and its gonna be good

So

rather than tell you about it

I'll simply leave you with this:

{Sundays @ 9 on HBO}

Cause watching it hurts so good.

Just put it on my Centurion...

Wouldn't it be awesome if we all had one of these:

Better yet, wouldn't it be awesome if all of out debt just disappeared?

I sure as hell think so.

Once upon a time I had one credit card, with a limit of $1,000.

It was always paid off.

Life was good.

Then, I went to college

$60,000

and I had to pay for part of a wedding

$10,000

Married the love of my life... and all his credit cards

$9,000

He went to college too

$40,000

We bought a new car

$20,000

We opened a few credit cards... together

$6,000

We're looking for a house

$100,000+

What the fuck just happened?

How did I go from $1,000 to $712,547,123,549,123,549?

Okay, so its not really that bad.

Annnnddd, I'm happy to report that most of our debt is already paid off

{cos im on top of it}

with the exception of some of the credit card debt, college, part of the car, and soon to be mortgage.

So, the goal (by the end of the year) is to pay off the rest of the credit cards!!

and shred them all.

{okay, most of them}

Wish me luck!

NEW STUFF

yep.

new(ish) blog.

new house.

new job.

new dog.

to come soon.

so get excited.

because I am.

:)

Please refer to the sign below...

{Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes}

As it turns out, when everything starts to suck... all you need is a little David Bowie in your life.

Okay... so maybe, David Bowie doesn't actually solve problems.

He is, however, still kick ass.

Wouldn't it be nice though...

{sigh}

Before my blogging vacation, life sucked. I bitched, and whined, and pretty much sat on my ass and waited for my "break". Do you ever do that? Sometimes, I feel like especially bad shit happens to me, and if enough goes wrong, eventually God will cut me a "break".

Lame, I know-

but I'm only human.

Since my last post,

Alot of stuff has changed around here.

Here's the abridged version in list form:

1. Job pt. 1

2. Debt

3. Job pt. 2

4. House hunting

5. School

6. Babies

Yep.

Lets do a bit of a blog series, shall we...

#1. I lost my job.

On the first day that I was supposed to go back to work after R & I got back from vacation in Florida, actually. I was dreading going back because I fucking hated my job anyway. I got in early, and left 5 mins later- jobless. Long story short, I got laid-off... basically forever.

Was I upset-- not really. Happy-- sorta. I was desperatly searching for a new job anyway, I just planned on having it before quitting the shitty one. To tell you the truth I didn't know how I felt. I've always left jobs in the past, not the other way around. I think I was in shock?? R was happy, because I think he may have hated my job more than I did... but also unhappy because it meant I wasn't going to be making any $crilla. My crappy ex- boss told me to apply for unemployment and they were sorry they had to let me go- the company wasn't making any money. I told him to stick it where the sun don't shine... okay not really, but I didn't apply for unemployment because I wanted nothing to do with those assholes

&

suddenly, I had alot more time to focus on said job search...

Oh, hey... nice of you to long in after 6 months

I've been away... as if you havent noticed.

and im not coming back yet

{but I promise I have good intentions}

I've spent all my free time applying for jobs

First, in Florida..

now in Cleveland...

and I haven't landed anything worth while yet.

So friends,

I'll be returning when I have a new job

because the one I have sucks

until then...

peace, love, and chicken grease.

and cross your fingers for me

{and if your company in cleveland is hiring, email me, for the love of god please}

Sucks to Suck, Bear.

Introducing:

The Booda Dome

After reading dozens of reviews, I've decided to buy this for Maze...

& hopefully it's worth the $40.

I'd like to see Bear try and eat cat shit now,

because his head will be too big to fit in the opening

{mmwwahahahaha}

Supposedly, the stairs keep most of the litter inside that thing,

which will result in a happy husband-- he hates litter all over the floor.

Please cross your fingers that my giant cat fits in there and uses it!

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad are you?

Tonight, I'll begin with some praise... but I also wish to share some frustration with you, dear readers.

I find dogs to be extremely intelligent.

What I like most about them is that they really do act like people.

They learn.

They have feelings.

They have likes and dislikes.

They love.

{you get it}

EXIHIBIT A

You've met Bear.

{that yellow thing- corn on the cob he stole}

Besides thievery, Bear enjoys:

chasing after squirrels at top speed

biting his nails

chewing on bones

pretending hes a lap dog

begging for food

laying on forbidden things like the couches/bed

Hes figured out how to use his good looks to his advantage...

He knows if he does something cute like say, give you a high five

he will not only get praise, but also food.

He knows R doesn't mind him on the bed at night...

so he waits until I fall asleep to get on it.

He doesn't like being alone

and crys like a baby.

He can tell when we are feeling down

and then hes extra cuddly.

All in all, I would completely argue that my dog is a prodigy.

however,

Sometimes, my dog is so fucking dumb

I just want to kick his ass.

LIKE WHEN HE EATS CAT SHIT OUT OF THE LITTER BOX.

{sigh}